The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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