He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
PANTIES FOUND
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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