we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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