no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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