That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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