so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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