If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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