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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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