They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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