Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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