i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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