i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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