so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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