I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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