Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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