I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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