is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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