If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
