Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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