did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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