You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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