hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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