What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Sext me about skeletons
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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