woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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