69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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