Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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