where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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