On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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