Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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