I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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