It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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