Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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