super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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