The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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