Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
This is my life. Enjoy the view
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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