She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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