yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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