That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
