he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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