I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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