Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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