Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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