So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I just gift wrapped bread.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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