so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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