So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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