That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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