When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
