Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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