Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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