Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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